"SAYA PILIH HURUF 'F' UNTUK MAAF!"

We were playing I Spy in the car. It was the girl's turn.

"I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter.......M!"

I looked around and guessed motorcycle, moon, mosque. All wrong. She giggled.

I gave up. "What is it?"

"AMBULANCE laaahhhh!"

Buahahahhahahaahaahaahaaa! 

We couldn't stop laughing. I thought she was joking. She didn't get the joke. But never mind, I corrected her.

I was reminded of an episode of Roda Impian. All the contestants were veteran artists playing for charity, if I recall correctly. It was Hamid Gurkha's turn. He spinned and landed on a RM100.

"OK Halim, saya pilih 'F' untuk 'MAAF'!"

I imagined the whole studio was in hysteric. Everyone had a side-splitting laugh at the poor man's bewildered look.

Just like Nunu, he had no idea until Halim corrected him.

HE FILLS ME UP

It's nice when you've found some new and genuine friends that are of the same wavelength, and they just get you.

We were chatting and I don't know how the topic came to particular salesman that I know who's quite a cutie, a young chap, and they asked me what he does. I told them he's my supplier.

S : And what does he supply you, may I ask? *with a naughty glint in her eyes*
Me: Oh, he does refills for printer toners and cartridges for me.
PS : Surely you'll like it when he drops by your place a lot, huh?
Me: Yeah, he does that lot. What to do, his job mah.
*and then I HAD to add* He fills me up.

Peals of laughter broke and I grinned sheepishly at the accidental joke as they teased, "HE FILLS ME UP...." in a sing song manner.

PS: You cute lah Anne.

Sigh, I love my new friends.

FGF #14: CITCAT

Boooooy, do I have a GOOD one today! If you wanna know what made my day, click here (go on, you won't regret it! this is gonna blow your socks off! ) A little warning though, it might take a while for the page to load, so be patient, yeah?

The page didn't seem odd at first, but as I read my entry further down, only did I realize what it's all about! Things you discover while ego-surfing, huh?

If you still haven't got enough of the horrendous (but hilarious) quality of BM in my blog, click on your own links at my blog's sidebar (provided, you're my linky winky buddy lah) and see how your entire blog is translated into b*stardized BM.

Or if you like it, just randomly click on any link. You'll be surprised you'll find 'Bayi Kebaikan' wishing her baby 'GEMBIRA 10 BULAN, MATAHARI DAN BULAN EMAK DAN PUSAT ALAM SEMESTA!'

... or 'Mungkin Gergasi-gergasi Kerinting' writing about 'Google Menembus', or Izadd deciding that 'bila pendek adalah lebih baik...', or "Encik Hitam Cadillac" singing "Cinta Cepat".

Omg, Nunu's blog is now 'poo saya, kencing & menakluki - dan benci minnie'!

SQUISHED!

I promise. This will be the last cicak post from me. Honest :)


and i dedicate this photo to nigella's lover... whoever you are

Now, I won't simply put up gross cicak posts unless there's perfectly good (read: gross) story behind it.

I was driving to work a few days ago, and pulled a stop at the red lights. Then out of nowhere came out this tiny cicak on my windscreen. No reason to panic as there isn't a possible way it could get inside the car.

Wah, I thought, a great oppurtunity to gross people out summore on my blog. I was on a roll for cicak posts anyway, and tried to compose a decent shot for the tiny cute cicak (yeah, up close, it did look kinda cute, not the normal house lizards I suppose)

While trying to find stable surface for my shaky hands, I accidently flicked the windshield wiper and ZAPPPPPPED!

The cicak was gone from my sight.

At the bottom of one of the wipers, lay the wringling tail. I dare not look around for the remaining body parts.

AEEEEEEEKK!!!

I checked my camera, I managed to snap one lousy shot. Oh well, on with the cicak post, I guess.

WW #5: OUR NEW HOBBY

A SAD MOTHERS' DAY

It has been a stressful week. Like Paris, I managed to land myself in some serious shit & feel myself hitting rock bottom. So kindly excuse my melancholia as I launch into a depressive mode.
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TEARS OF A WOMAN

"Mom, why are you crying?" he asked his mom.

"Because I'm a woman" she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His mom just hugged him and said, "and you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to GOD. When GOD got on the phone the man said, "GOD, why do women cry so easily?"

GOD said:

"When I made women she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. This same sensitivity helps her to make a child's boo-boo feel better and shares in her teenagers anxieties and fears.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

I gave her a tear to shed, it's hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed. It's her only weakness; it's a tear for mankind."
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Maybe I need some 'Laughter is the best medicine' therapy.

How does this sound?

Woman at 20... mengancam.
Woman at 30... bermacam-macam.
Woman at 40... terancam.
Woman at 50... diancam.
Woman at 60... cannot cam.

Hahaha... Happy Mothers' Day y'all.

NO VALENTINE ENTRY TODAY

Seriously, I have no life.

Just so you know, the Japanese tear-jerker series Oshin is making a comeback on TV9.

This sure will be a walk down the memory lane for many of us.

So TV3 is pretty smart to promote the serial by inviting the nice lady who was the voice behind the rosy cheeked & spunky (laugh all you want, Mynn) youngster (oh, she also voiced the 20-year-old and 80-year-old Oshin) to Malaysia Hari Ini.

But this is not her face.



Guess whose voice she did.

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DORAEMONNNNNNNNN's!!!!!

p/s: OK this entry would be A LOT funnier if you read this, and this

MY DR. MCDREAMBOAT

This is probably stale news, but I think it's still worth a shot. Was flipping through some women's magazines the other day and loooookit waht I foooooooound...





Girls (and boys - OKlah I won't leave you out), introducing Malaysia's first astronaut (first candidate actually), Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, 34, the Chosen One, HUKM medical doctor, part time model & co-business owner of the popular Rebung restaurant.



Yeaaaaaah, I know *passing wet tissues to wipe off the drools*


Hubba hubba *sighs*swoons*faints*

He was chosen out of 12,000 applicants and passed all physical, mental & medical tests with flying colours. I'm not sure whether they went on with the online vote. But if they did, I'm not surprised he got chosen.


How does it feel to be a 'backup'? Pak Lah tak pandang pun kat you....

Oh, the 3rd person from the left is Dr. Faiz, the second candidate. He could still be in it, hokay. I read somewhere that Yuri Gagarin was a backup too. And did you know that both of them have signed a contract to NOT get married until 2008???

Well, I have nothing against Malaysia spending millions on this project.

But here's where it got really tacky. Can u imagine him making teh tarik in space for a physics experiment? You gotta be kidding me! If that's not enough, they're gonna introduce some Malaysian cuisine to the Russians *slaps forehead*

All this in the name of Malaysia the Bolehland and "bringing Malaysian customs to the attention of a worldwide audience". Instead of coming up with a mind-blowing, earth shattering research, why not just conduct a mini demonstration instead that is so close to our hearts (and tummy) and try to pass it off as a valid scientific experiment.

I'm sure he's gonna execute the 'tea-pulling' ceremony with his megawatts sparkling pearlies straining his jaw when he's actually wishing he can roll his eyes in disgust instead and wondering what has he done in his lifetime to be condemned to this publicity stunt.

I'm not sure what to think. Is it a 'cheap' experiment, or an expensive 'experiment'?

Brilliant. Just brilliant. People will laugh, but they will take notice of us, Malaysia.

BOLEH TAHAN KAAA??

Ish.. ish.. it's only 1 pm. I'm already feeling lightheaded and my belly's growling!

Must... mustt... tahannnnn....

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Somehow, I knew this would happen to me (considering my depleting grey matter!)

The first day of Ramadhan was spent at the in-laws (yahoo to MIL's fish curry). I was feeding Nunu her cookies while chatting with MIL, FIL & a good aunty-friend of MIL. A small piece fell on the floor & instinctively I picked it put, fuh fuh a bit & popped it in my mouth like I normally do. Everybody yelled, "Eh Anne! P..PUASAAA!!!"

What else? Gotta cough it up lah! Good thing I didn't swallow!

Never mind... tak sengaja, righttt? Still notchet batal...

But I had to be reminded of that funny incident numerous times when MIL recounts it to other members of the family who came to visit yesterday.

I'm glad it happened sooner than later. Now must ingat-ingat *sticks index finger ala Nunu*

Ramadhan Mubarak, everyone!

DEDICATION

Wanna see how raggedyanne gets a good ol' friendly ribbing? If you need a good laugh, read the good dr mynn's post, inspired from my bowling/bathrobe hoo-ha entry .

Thanks you guys, I hope I made your day just as much as you have made mine :)

GOSS FILE: MACAM MACAM LAA...

I feel like I'm reading the funnies .

catfight - drama divas in a shooting gone wrong

sorcery - apahal nak bomoh diorang ni? tak paham betul aku. Tobat le korang cepat2.

desserts - ini pun you all nak cerita dlm paper kaa??

When people are bombing each other in another part of the world, it's disheartening when these are the news that interest people here in Malaysia.