BOOBIE BOTTLE

Woo hoo! Look what I've found while browsing through this online store. I remember (long long ago) Hana once mused about it during Aniq's (brief) refusal to take the bottle and I quote ( sorry, I tak reti lah nak link!) :

"now, with all this ado about bottles, what i'd like to know is - why in heck
aren't bottles shaped like boobs? someone should seriously rethink this whole
bottle design thing. who invented them, men? sheesh! what do they know?

i'd like to suggest that bottles be round. (or oval - variety is important. we come
in many shapes and sizes.) they should be made of silicone instead of hard
plastic. (maybe breast implant experts could dabble in this field.)

teats should be more pliable like the real thing. (not all of us have long, hard nipples like avent's, you know. we should be so lucky.) and perhaps, an added feature would be a scratch-and-sniff thing, for babies who want that mommy-pheremone scent. or a pocket for placing mommy's sweaty, milk-stained breast pad so baby can have a
whiff of her close by, just like the real thing!

in any case, society has forced upon us and our babies to accept bottles as a norm and poor substitute to our perfectly-designed mammary glands. "

NOW only I know there is such bottle, minus the mommy scent, of course.

Now, go go. Tell all your friends about this wonderful product :)

P/s: Sorry lah, Mynn ye! This entry punnnn you sure takbley or tak nak comment!