Thursday, September 13, 2007

HOW NOT TO START YOUR RAMADHAN

How do you respond when you receive this text message from someone you barely know:

"I've to be honest with you that your voice through the phone is extremely sexy... sorry!"

~*!??!#*($#&$*&#?^%&!!

This struck me as hysterically funny because prior to the message, during the telephone conversation with that person, I choked on my own saliva, coughed & pretended that the line was terrible!

But come on, for fun's sake, what would you text back to the person?

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak, everyone! Jangan notty-notty!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmm my reply would be

"You'll regret sayiing that when you see me in person."

- being me, that is.

Anonymous said...

No need to get flustered. Here's a list of texting reply options:

1) "I know ... the rest of me is sexy too!"
2) "That was my evil twin who has been banished from existance forever!"
3) "Kau biar betul, Bob??"
4) "Oh you should hear my voice in person ... "
5) "I forgive you"
6) "It should be "ON" not "THROUGH" the phone, buddy!"
7) "Try harder"
8) "Thanks! It's this spanking new phone with this technology that makes any croaky voice sound sexy. Try it!"
9) "Unfortunately, yours isn't!"
10) "Esok raya!"

J.A.D said...

hehe... i guess you just have to choke more now :D... I would be flattered and boast about it to everyone... hehehe...

just say thank you.. :)

Nadia said...

Hahah! I love Mobs' replies. LOL! Hang takde keje ke Moby? :P

Anonymous said...

mine pulak would be, "ooh...u haven't hear me fart yet. that one laaagi super sexy, with 3d sound effects lagi!"

kwakwakwa *laughing at own joke*

Anonymous said...

db, not sthing self-degrading, ok? eh did sthing like this happened to you? lol

mobs, I thought of the same as no 1, 4 & 9 or sthing along those lines. pjg karangan awak kali ini, bleh jadi jawapan contoh. To anyone interested to use these replies if you get sms mengarut2, please help yourselves.

jo, haha - choke myself more eh? maybe i shud hone my flirting skills or, use my feminine wiles to get my way, hor? nak mampos. i was between flattered & skeptical, more like it.

Nadia, dia bz sokmo la

Lin, that reply of yours sure wud sent any admirers scampering for their dear lives!

Siti Blogger said...

Waaa...I'd be beaming with pride! C'mon admit it, we all become kembang semangkuk on receiving compliments. It's how you react that makes the difference. Some flirt back, some ignore...I'd probably go, "Ko nak mampos?! I'm married with kids la...which means I have a life. Go get your own!"

Nina @ BabyBoon said...

uhnnnnnnn....?? lawak gila! and i love moby's replies :D esp. the one correcting the fella's grammar. harharharr

bZbee said...

hihi..cute...i'll say, u know i'm juling or not? hihih

Anonymous said...

kak nin, ada sikittt jer kembang, the rest of the feeling is 'ko nak mampos???' jugak, lol

bb, it is hilarious. i laughed & almost choked on my own saliva, again

hiya miranda, i reaaaally hope you're not truly juling!

dith said...

Anne,

Have you been flirting again? Definitely not a way to begin Ramadhan! Naughty! Naughty!

Along said...

hahaha...too funny.

If it was someone I knew well, then jawab balik mengarut macam cadangan Moby tu.

If it was someone I hardly knew, errrr...agak tak tau nak ckp apa.

After this must drink a lot of air asam jawa, keep the voice sexy!!

dyanna said...

Wakaka... had a good laugh reading other's comments.

Why dont you say, " Ye ke, saya gunakan product ni utk mendapat suara seksi dan bergaya. Encik nak cuba? Murah saja.. kalau jadi member sykt ni dpt lagi discount",
and don't stop persuation until you get agreement to sign up for the Suara Sexy product. hehe

nuhaafnan said...

dith, who, me? flirt? no way! i only flirt if i need to, but what can i say, i'm sexy even when i'm not trying! lol

along, bcoz i don't know him well lah, i buat dono jer... eh, ye ke minum air asam jawa suara bleh jadi seksi? bukan bleh buat suara nyanyi sedap ke? sedap = sexy? hihi

dyanna, very novel idea indeed! hahaha i had fun laughing at your suggestions, you guys! thnks a bunch!

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