Monday, July 24, 2006

WEEKEND'S DEPRESSING DISCOVERIES

1. Found my old skinny jeans. Whadeheck, tried it on. It has transformed itself into a hipster. Yup, stuck around my hips that is...

2. Found my baggiest pair of Levi's. Tried it on. Delighted that they fit at the legs, but I *huff* can't *puff* button it up...

3. Found a pair of work pants. Thanked God they fit & can be zipped (cheated:tummy tucked in)Stood in front of the mirror & horrified to be see self resembling a jackfruit cover (bungkus nangka lah)

4. Found a pair of preppie-looking pants (which I never wore coz they're carrot cut & made my legs look fat). Tried it on. Glad that they fit, not glad that they still make my legs look fat.

5. Found a pair of cargo pants (which my brother used to wear, and he's a BIG guy, OK). Never wore it either coz the multi-pockets make my behind look fat. Tried it on. Sighed. My behind still looked fat.

6. Found a pair of slacks. At last something that flatters me. Something that conceals my turkey thighs & doesn't accentuate my post-baby fat. Pleased with myself, I took it off & lovingly folded it.

I hope Hubby doesn't mind I'm wearing his clothes now.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sigh....one of life miseries eh? hehe

At least you found something that fit. As for me, i wont bother ....

Mama Sarah said...

dith you won't bother eh?

hahaha. i bet my mynn is lucky i don't know how to wear kain batik. otherwise i'd put that on for comfort.

Anonymous said...

Aunty Anne, you "found" all these clothes?? Where were they hidden? Macam buried treasure (or trash depending on how you see it)! :D

mynn said...

Bie
similarly, nasib baik i tak pakai kain pelikat. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

dith, it's bad news if u're starting to fit in ur hubby's clothes. Memang miserable...

mama sarah. same here. kain batik pakai masa pantang jek... :)

ajab, these articles of clothing were unearthed while i was sorting out our bundles of clothes which were still in black garbage bags lar..

mynn u dok kat UK tak pakai kain pelikat boleh dimaafkann... :)

Mama Nabi said...

Ha... I remember doing the same thing last summer/fall... I was so disappointed that NOTHING fit me, not even my baggiest clothes. With breastfeeding, that day will soon come, I promise! I'm fully back to pre-preggo weight and have been for several months now. Yet another reason to breastfeed, if you can!

Anonymous said...

ooh i feel for you! i was so depressed when i found that i couldn't fit into 95% of my work clothes when i had to return to work :(. had to go and shop for a whole new wardrobe. from an "M" to a "XXL", so sedih! we did take 9mths to accumulate all those kgs so it will take us time to lose them as well. so don't worry, those kgs will melt off you, you'll feel more like your old self soon enough. just eat healthy and be active!

Anonymous said...

Hope you're not wearing Uncle Myopic Martian's underthings as well. Kinky! Haha! :D

Anonymous said...

mama nabi, i envy u! ppl kept saying tht we'll burn the calories away by bfeeding but i still feel i'm on the chubby side. sigh... when will that 'soon' time comes???

ajab, i can't tell u that. but men's underwear is veeeeeeery comfortable!

Purpleheart said...

pasal men's underwear... setuju 200%

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